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Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

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It's funny I belong to Slytherin because my ancestry is nothing near being pure.

fastcompany:

Haitians read #FirstWorldProblems tweets out loud . The result is decidedly unfunny.

OMD.

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    Think twice before you tweet about your #firstworldproblems. DDB New York made this video to show you why.
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    OMD.
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    Oh the guilt
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    no complains. at all
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