The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherinr!

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

   
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It's funny I belong to Slytherin because my ancestry is nothing near being pure.

fastcompany:

Haitians read #FirstWorldProblems tweets out loud . The result is decidedly unfunny.

OMD.

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