The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherinr!

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

   
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It's funny I belong to Slytherin because my ancestry is nothing near being pure.

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

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buzzfeed:

Sometimes you just need some different words (via word-stuck.tumblr.com)

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rubywhiterabbit:

thegingerpointofview:

kaitrokowski:

“Steve Carell, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: How men would look if they had to pose in ads the way women are expected to.”

Yeah this definitely deserves a place on my blog

im so glad I woke up this morining

rubywhiterabbit:

thegingerpointofview:

kaitrokowski:

“Steve Carell, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: How men would look if they had to pose in ads the way women are expected to.”

Yeah this definitely deserves a place on my blog

im so glad I woke up this morining

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missunivrse:

calins:

IF THIS ISNT THE BEST VIDEO YOUVE SEEN ON THIS SITE THEN IDK WHAT YOURE DOIN

that was golden.

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phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

Blacked out.

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venusaur:

In case you missed it! 

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7knotwind:

The first total lunar eclipse of 2014 occurred last night, marking the start of an eclipse tetrad - four back-to-back total lunar eclipses - that will happen over the next 18 months.

via: yahoo’s Tumblr

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thefilmfatale:

Reservoir Dogs' budget was so low that many of the actors simply used their own clothing as wardrobe; most notably Chris Penn's (who played Nice Guy Eddie) track jacket. Harvey Keitel wore his own black suit and Steve Buscemi wore his own black jeans instead of suit pants. It was a similar situation in the props department. Mr. Blonde’s Cadillac Coupe de Ville actually belonged to Michael Madsen because the budget wasn’t big enough to buy a car for the character (x). 

thefilmfatale:

Reservoir Dogs' budget was so low that many of the actors simply used their own clothing as wardrobe; most notably Chris Penn's (who played Nice Guy Eddie) track jacket. Harvey Keitel wore his own black suit and Steve Buscemi wore his own black jeans instead of suit pants. It was a similar situation in the props department. Mr. Blonde’s Cadillac Coupe de Ville actually belonged to Michael Madsen because the budget wasn’t big enough to buy a car for the character (x). 

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nun-final:

Some claim that evolution is just a theory, as if it were merely an opinion.

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thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

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