I don’t understand how people don’t burst out laughing during sex. It just looks incredibly comical to me, all that grunting and groaning and weird faces. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to take it seriously. Not to mention kissing, which is just disgusting. Sticking your tongue in someone else’s mouth and vice versa sounds just awful and the thought makes me want to throw up. I actually did once while watching a movie where the characters did that revolting sticking their tongues out and wrestling with them thing, there was just so much saliva and gross noises. Don’t even get me started on people willingly swallowing ejaculate. And no, I am not a thirteen year old boy stuck in the “cootie” phase.
ur never gonna get laid xDD
neither are you with your XD faces
excuse u i have 5 girlfriend and we do the fuck 2 time day